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- so here's what we're gonna do,and y'all try to stay quiet so that it really sounds likeshe's calling from a police stationor from wherever. so we're gonna tryto call him. we'll see if he's rehearsing.he may be at "snl."

car hire service proposal, he may be at the derek jeterlast baseball game, which-- he will not hear any of thisif he's at the baseball game. - which--hopefully,he'll just hear "arrested," and then he'll--

- so we'll leave a message if it goes to voice mail, just so he gets voice mailthat you're--been arrested. - okay. but i think i'm gonna be in my car getting arrested. i think that's-- - oh, you're in the car. - you know what i mean?okay.

- i'll be playing the partof the cop. - [snickering] okay. i don't need to put iton speaker, right? - no, it's-- [phone jingling] - oh, someone is calling meat the same time. [laughter] - answer it.see who it is.

- no way.that's too scary. - answer it.- it's a number i don't know. oh, my god. - hello? - hi.is this anna faris? - no.who's this? - oh, my name's haley wright,calling on behalf of southern californiapublic radio. is anna available?

- no, she's not. she's gonna call you back, okay? - okay, i can ac--- all right. - i supportmy public radio station. - we can't interrupt this bit.- that is really funny. - why is a publicradio station calling you? why do they have your number? - i don't know. i'm glad you answered though.

[phone line trilling] - [whispering indistinctly] - [sighs] [both whispering indistinctly] [line continues trilling] uh-oh. he likes derek more than me. [giggles] okay, that's--

- [whispering]could do it like he's coming out to, like-- - [whispering]oh, yeah, that's a good idea. - you have reachedthe voice mailbox of 3-1...[voice fades] - oh.[laughter] that would be-- - it'll come back up. [phone beeps]

- hey, honey. um, i don't know if you're at the game right now. if you are, i hopederek's doing really well. but i just want to tell youthat, um, i'm-- i think i'm getting arrested. - ma'am, let's go. - um, i know-- - out of the car.

- [stammering frantically]no, just give me two seconds. no, i'm coming.i'm coming. i'm coming. - put your clothes onand get out-- - baby, i was--i just was on my way, you know-- - put your pants onand get out of the car. - i had to do this changein the car... [crying]and this cop pulled me over. - someone grab that rooster. - i don't--i can't--

[imitating phone cutting out]i love you. you guys,that was sweet.

- ah.- okay. poor, poor husband. - he is gonna go,"what is going on?" - he is gonna be like,"baby..."